This is the low-impact stepper that keeps blood flowing to minimize swelling while seated. Lightweight and portable, the device can slide easily beneath your desk at home or at the office. The two footpads provide resistance using strong elastic bands; each step tones your legs and hips, burning calories and improving circulation. Two additional elastic bands with foam handholds extend from either side of the unit, providing a workout for the arms. You can increase the resistance by adding the included additional set of bands. A built-in timer located between the two footpads tracks your workouts.

Made of strong steel for durability and folds easily for quick storage, the Circulation Improving Seated Stepper will set you back a reasonable $49.95. Great for desk hounds that need to sit at a computer for a living many hours a day.

It includes two different temp settings, and is powered by a rechargeable battery, so no cords or anything to plug in, which we can appreciate. The maker claims it has all memory foam instead to contour itself to your body, and that will relieve any pressure point issues you may suffer from. And the covering is all leather too, so its super comfy and classy looking.

Did we mention it ain’t cheap? The $799.95 price tag may scare off many, but for those who want this, head on over to Hammacher and Schlemmer.

As the name suggests, this is USB powered and has 12 bright LED lights inside of it supplying the illumination.

It has two modes that you can set the lamp to, there’s the normal on/off mode and then the voice on/off, aka Lazy Man’s Light Switch.  You can switch the light off using your voice within 10 meters or so.

You can grab this lazy man’s wonder device for $14.99 through GizFever.

The Knuckle Duster Corkscrew is a tribute to the idea that great things sometimes can only be accomplished with a struggle.The Knuckle Duster Corkscrew looks great in your bar or office – no one should be brave enough to argue with you when they see it. And if they do become violent, just crack open a bottle of wine, and you will be instant friends. Knuckle Duster Corkscrew – peace through libation.

ThinkGeek has this deceptively non-violent yet definite convo starter for sale for only $12.99 right now.

It keeps the drink around 80 degrees or so, and since winter is coming, it’s perfect for your favorite tea, coffee or drink to enjoy this holiday season.

You can get ahold of this neato gadget for $37 each, which isn’t cheap for them, but very cool (or warm as the case may be) for someone who spends a lot of time in front of a computer.

It’s meant to discourage secret “moochers” and people who like to swipe pencils, CDs or whatever when you’re not around. You can store office stuff, personal items and up to 24 CD’s as well.

It includes two horizontal and two vertical dividers, and can be used ostensibly as a brief storage place for valuables you don’t want to leave out in the open.

You can grab yourself one of these “safe” drawers for $9.95.

It comes with a built-in battery that will lasts for up to 35 minutes on one charge, very useful also for those harried mornings when you need to shave but need to get to the office in a hurry. You know who you are.

The Thanko USB Electric Razor is goes for around 3,500 Yen or $37 USD.

This gadget reads barometric pressure and gives temperature and humidity readings in a rather old-fashioned way.  It measures everything in Celsius, unfortunately, so someone in the US may not find this as useful.

It’s finished in shiny brass  and the sphere itself is made of Plexiglas.  As you may have guessed, this ain’t cheap. It runs at £109.95 or about $182 USD, but if you’re a weather buff and looking for something head turning for your house, this may be just the ticket.

The Block Calculator measures at 5.5 x 2.5 x 1 inches, so its small enough to carry with you or place in tight spots. No, we’re not sure if regular legos will fit on it for bizarre color combos, but it might be fun if so.

The “buttons” are the studs in the block, and they should be plenty big for even the biggest hands, so anyone can use this comfortably.

The Block Calculator can be pre-ordered in a rainbow of colors, namely: black, red, green, and blue.  This gadget should be available in August for $27 or so.

The manufacturer even allows the possibility of putting real plants in the pot, so the electronics required for the air purifier are well protected, you’d assume. Unless it’s a scheme to get you to buy more because they break.

It also has a blue night light with 3 LED lights in it that is controlled through an on/off switch on the gadget itself for added convergence, which we always like.  The purifier uses a carbon filter to clean the air, so it does multiple somewhat useful things at once.

You can grab the Flowerpot USB Air Purifier for $29.90 from Gadget4all.